orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

(Source: orgasmc-humor)

dawnof-thefinalday:

Let’s be real Sheik has the best booty of all time 11/10

kai-ni:

kai-ni:

hE JUST PERCHED LIKE THAT

He did this as a baby too

Still loves his moss ball

kai-ni:

kai-ni:

hE JUST PERCHED LIKE THAT

He did this as a baby too

Still loves his moss ball

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

nebranska:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

(Source: slimewytch)

(Source: poppy-pudding)

thatslatebluewolf:

That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”

(Source: unamusedsloth)

pastelbmob-is-deactivating:

'Aphrodite' Lingerie Set
$105

pastelbmob-is-deactivating:

'Aphrodite' Lingerie Set

$105

getwetforme:

I want to have cuddles with you.

And by cuddles I mean sex.

But by sex I also mean cuddles.

But I also mean pizza.

And sex.

(Source: embarassinglysexualurl)