This is so accurate it hurts
Let’s be real Sheik has the best booty of all time 11/10
Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring
My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.She sounds hideous.
Well she’s a guy so
*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*
That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”
I want to have cuddles with you.
And by cuddles I mean sex.
But by sex I also mean cuddles.
But I also mean pizza.