amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(Source: babyilovetheway)

(Source: poppy-pudding)

magickindergarten:

were you insulted when i insulted your hair?

magickindergarten:

were you insulted when i insulted your hair?

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(Source: deathnotefansite)

baddiebey:

Im fake but im real about being fake so technically im real tbh

astrid-hofferson-viking:

thelandofberk:

jackthevulture:

thelandofberk:

let the wind carry us

This screenshot looks like a real photograph. Between the ocean and that awesome lighting, this looks REAL.

Damn, look at all them notes.

The detail in Toothless’s wings is also amazing.

astrid-hofferson-viking:

thelandofberk:

jackthevulture:

thelandofberk:

let the wind carry us

This screenshot looks like a real photograph. Between the ocean and that awesome lighting, this looks REAL.

Damn, look at all them notes.

The detail in Toothless’s wings is also amazing.

pizzakladd:

chilling at the rock beach, probably catching up and talking about the good old times 

pizzakladd:

chilling at the rock beach, probably catching up and talking about the good old times